I know how you all love to have rules to follow, so here are a few that will please me if you’d kindly adhere to them. I am not a milf that’s hard to get along with, but I am a milf that is hard if you fuck with me. You simply can’t tell me what to do, that’s the first rule. If any one of you pathetic worms thinks for a single moment I’m going to be commanded to do anything then you’re wrong. And quite frankly I don’t care if you’re paying good money, this is the whole point, and that’s what you’re paying for! You’re paying to be dominated and controlled by me.
And also, if you do dare to call me up on my exclusive milf phonesex line, don’t talk to me about politics! Do you know why? Because they irritate the fuck out of me and they’re the biggest turn off in history; heaven knows just how Barak Obama ever got laid! You can talk about pretty much anything else and I’ll be sure to tell you if I want you to shut up; but then you’d like that wouldn’t you, being told to shut up. If you like you can call me up and I’ll just simply ignore you until I’m ready; and who knows when that will be? I might never want to talk to you, after all, what makes you so special anyway?

